the gorilla

INZANE!!!!


Sometimes the only thing people want is a bowl of fruity pebbles. Even if they think they don’t want it…they do. Whenever in doubt cookie crisp will provide you with a morning full of excellence. Either way, that first bowl of cereal in the morning is the most scrumptious of them all. Unfortunately I couldn’t afford milk so I ate my cereal with water instead. It cut down on the fat, and but also its taste.
I realized that at that point a breakfast without the proper ingredients was no breakfast at all so I stood up from my kitchen table, put on some shoes, and walked out to my car. As I passed the threshold into my garage I was shocked to see a thirteen-foot gorilla literally ripping away the far wall. I thought to myself, “Crap. I’m screwed.” He went back inside to find a suitable opponent for the gorilla—his four-year-old tarantula imported from South Africa will do. No, the tarantula was stomped and the gorilla. What could he do that tarantula was his only friend. Now he was a lonely soul all he could do was cry because his best friend was not here on earth any longer, the Gorilla was infuriated. Zane “the brain” (gorilla) came at him with all his power.